The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.