When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”