I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.