I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.