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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
