Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
The feller that calls you "brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him
The feller that calls you "brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him