Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.