Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
The feller that calls you "brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him
The feller that calls you "brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.