I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.