To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.