I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.