This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.