I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.