Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.