Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.