A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.