Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but read more
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
