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Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.

Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Vacation Quotes,
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Children Quotes,
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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Food Quotes,
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Talent Quotes,
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Games Quotes,
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