Erma Bombeck

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.