Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
