Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
