Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
