A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

Planning is bringing the future into the present so that you can do something about it now

Planning is bringing the future into the present so that you can do something about it now

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?