If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.