The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.