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If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by read more
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.
Man says--"So, so."
Heaven says--"No, no."
Man says--"So, so."
Heaven says--"No, no."
An honest God is the noblest work of man.
An honest God is the noblest work of man.
Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and read more
Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
God made the country and man made the town.
God made the country and man made the town.
God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.
God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.