He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by read more

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

I know that the Lord is always on the side of the right. But it is my constant anxiety and read more

I know that the Lord is always on the side of the right. But it is my constant anxiety and prayer that I and this nation should be on the Lord's side.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Though our feelings come and go, God’s love for us does not.

Though our feelings come and go, God’s love for us does not.

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with read more

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.

I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.

When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.

When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.