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When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the read more

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Compliment Quotes,
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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse

by Helen Rowland Found in: Bachelors Quotes,
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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Men Quotes,
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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Funny Quotes,
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A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Heart Quotes,
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