I've been a woman for a little over 50 years and have gotten over
my initial astonishment. As for read more

I've been a woman for a little over 50 years and have gotten over
my initial astonishment. As for conducting an orchestra, that's
a job where I don't think sex plays much part.

One is not born a woman, one becomes one.

One is not born a woman, one becomes one.

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have read more

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.