Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.