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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
