In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.