An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.