Maxioms by Groucho Marx
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
