Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.