Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
