Groucho Marx, Maxioms by Groucho Marx Biography

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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

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I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

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