Groucho Marx

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.