Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.