Maxioms by Groucho Marx
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
