Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
