Groucho Marx

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is read more

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.