Maxioms by Groucho Marx
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
