Maxioms by Groucho Marx
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
