Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
