Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.