I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.