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Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.