A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.