Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.