Maxioms by Milton Berle
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching read more
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;
for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
