Maxioms by Milton Berle
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching read more
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;
for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
