As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?