Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.