The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.