Maxioms by George Carlin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Religion is just mind control.
Religion is just mind control.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is read more
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
