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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

by George Carlin Found in: Humor Quotes,
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Religion is just mind control.

Religion is just mind control.

by George Carlin Found in: Religion Quotes,
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

by George Carlin Found in: Belief Quotes,
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is read more

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

by George Carlin Found in: Driving Quotes,
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

by George Carlin Found in: Evil Quotes,
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