Maxioms by George Carlin
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams read more
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set read more
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
