Maxioms by George Carlin
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test read more
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it read more
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
