Maxioms by George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set read more
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if read more
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well..
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test read more
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
