Maxioms by George Carlin
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt read more
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if read more
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well..
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his read more
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to read more
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.