If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

There's the humour of it.

There's the humour of it.

In the end, everything is a gag.

In the end, everything is a gag.

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I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

A rich man's joke is always funny.

A rich man's joke is always funny.

There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes.
They're trying to find her to stop her.

There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes.
They're trying to find her to stop her.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.