Maxioms by Jack Handey
Martha was watching the football game with me when she said, 'You know, most of these sports are based on read more
Martha was watching the football game with me when she said, 'You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.' 'Yeah,' I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but read more
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
To me, Judo is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers knock each other down.
To me, Judo is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers knock each other down.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.