A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Wit is cultured insolence.

Wit is cultured insolence.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is read more

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.

There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes.
They're trying to find her to stop her.

There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes.
They're trying to find her to stop her.