Maxioms by George Carlin
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
