Maxioms by George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Religion is just mind control.
Religion is just mind control.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
