Maxioms by George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that read more
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if read more
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well..
