Maxioms by George Carlin
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces read more
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
Religion is just mind control.
Religion is just mind control.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
