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I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
(on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin)
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
(on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin)
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their read more
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
I'll be back.
(five days after being pummeled in his fight with Mike Tyson.)
I'll be back.
(five days after being pummeled in his fight with Mike Tyson.)
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust read more
Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
(on the read more
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
(on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota, 1996.)
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.