Maxioms by Dean Martin
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going read more
I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
