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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
(after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)
It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
(after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(asking if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)
Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.
Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.
A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.
A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
A good hitter has timing.
A good pitcher upsets timing.
A good hitter has timing.
A good pitcher upsets timing.
What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part read more
What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.