Johnny Depp

I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do read more

I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it.

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking read more

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on read more

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

Practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.

Practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.