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    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

by Bill Peterson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

by Tito Fuentes Found in: Sports Quotes,
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What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part read more

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

by Lavell Edwards Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Fans don't boo nobodies.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

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Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of.

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of.

by David Coleman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Use it or lose it.

Use it or lose it.

by Jimmy Connors Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same read more

Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today.

by Sky Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Sports Quotes,
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