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    Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

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Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious

by Alan Minter Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

by Ronnie Corbett Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.

I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.

by Steve Cauthen Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The biggest things are often the easiest to do because there is so little competition.

The biggest things are often the easiest to do because there is so little competition.

by William Van Horne Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of.

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of.

by David Coleman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich read more

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

by Lee Trevino Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white read more

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

by Tiger Woods Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - read more

There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - the ambassador at the head of the table laying out the prevailing wisdom, but everyone else weighing in with their opinions and taking part.

by Charles Spalding Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

by Jim Finks Found in: Sports Quotes,
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